latinotiktok:

zoddamnlt:

fxlthyangxl:

And then sacrifice the other men to her.

drops-of-universe:

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

ceekari:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

the oranges holy shit

squareallworthy:

argumate:

adhoption:

argumate:

adhoption:

argumate:

shoot for the moon, even if you miss, the moon will be scared shitless.

shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll have contributed to the massive amounts of dangerous space debris

shoot for the moon for practice before aiming at smaller targets, like Cincinnati

shoot for the moon - even if you miss, you will continue to drift endlessly through the cold abyss of space, your frozen corpse destined for burial on the surface of a stranger moon, circling a foreign planet, in the light of an unfamiliar star

shoot for the moon, you can’t miss, it’s huge

Shoot for the moon, but be careful about the return fire. If it shoots back and hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

onigatito:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ryebreadgf:

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

moon-o-magic:

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

ALT

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

gayestcowboy:

non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell